House Party
$650
3 hours · Up to 40 people
- ✦1 host + handheld mic
- ✦Compact PA (250 ppl-safe)
- ✦Songbook tablet + wireless requests
- ✦Mood lighting (warm wash)
- ✦Setup + teardown included
For backyards, lofts, dive bars going off-script.
Start a quote →Private events
We pack the night
into a hatchback.
Real PA, real host, real songbook — not a Spotify playlist and a Bluetooth speaker. Steve loads in fast, soundchecks inside 15 minutes, and reads the room the way only someone who's done this since 1990 can.
Get a Quote → What we do
Six ways to embarrass yourself with dignity.
We're not a wedding DJ pretending to do karaoke. We're a karaoke crew that outgrew the bar back room. Pick the night you want, we'll build the rig that fits it.
✦ N°01
Weddings
Receptions where Aunt Linda finally crushes a Stevie Nicks. We bring two PA stacks, runner mic, and a setlist that reads the room.
▲ N°02
Corporate parties
Holiday parties, sales-team blowouts, post-IPO meltdowns. Clean audio, clean transitions, no one gets fired.
❂ N°03
Birthdays
30ths, 40ths, the dirty 50. We bring the songbook, the lights, and a duet partner who shows up on cue.
✺ N°04
Bachelor / bachelorette
Hotel suite, brewery patio, lake house dock — wherever you are, we are. Discreet, fast load-in, late-night ready.
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Block parties
Neighborhood-grade volume control, weatherproof rig, three-hour minimum. Permits not included but we'll point at the right form.
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Bar takeovers
Slow Tuesday? We turn it into a Saturday. House promo kit, social blast, and a host who's done this 600+ times.
"If your event has people, drinks, and a 6-foot table — we can show up."
Get a Quote → Packages
Honest packages. No tier-creep.
These are starting prices for the 253. Travel outside Pierce County is +mileage; outdoor + tents are +rigging. We'll quote it real, not stretched.
The Big Night
$1,250
4 hours · 40 – 150 people
- ✦1 host + 2 wireless + runner mic
- ✦Full PA stack + sub
- ✦Two-screen lyric display
- ✦Marquee bulb signage + warm uplights
- ✦Setlist consult, dinner-to-dancefloor
Weddings, corporate parties, milestone birthdays. The default.
Start a quote →Block & Beyond
$2,400+
5+ hours · 150 – 400+
- ✦2 hosts + 4 mics
- ✦Concert PA + outdoor coverage
- ✦3-screen LED lyric wall
- ✦Stage lights + haze
- ✦Backup gear on-truck
Brewery patios, block parties, full-venue takeovers.
Start a quote →Tipping Steve is welcomed and traditional in this town; it's not built into the price. Add-ons (smoke machine, photo booth runner, themed signage) are quoted separately.
How a night runs
Three steps.
Mariah by midnight.
We've run this 600+ times. The form is short. The reply is fast. The show goes off whether or not the venue's outlets cooperate.
- 01
You tell us the room
Wedding reception, holiday party, dive bar Tuesday — same form, same fast reply within 24 hours.
- 02
We build the rig
We bring everything: PA, two mics + a wireless, runner mic, 42k-song book, host, mood lighting.
- 03
Your people sing
We read the room, queue the right songs, get the right person on the mic at the right moment. That's the whole trick.
Last call doesn't come for the willing
Bookthe night.
Tell us the date, the room, the headcount, and what kind of trouble you want. We'll come back inside 24 hours with a real number.